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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, “Where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?”
“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put life on […]

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After a 2 year loan to the United States,
Michelangelo’s David is being returned.

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Here’s an unusual way to use your liquid foods:

Shoot milk up your butt as an enema
Take your coffee backwards: coffee colonic
Use soup to clean your colon
Milk in your coffee enema?

Yuck…

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Cool site:  http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/introducingwolframalpha.html
Not very funny, but pretty interesting.
Once this thing works at full speed it’ll be even better.

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Just in case you need a laugh:
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high
school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly
routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe
sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics […]

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