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World’s Biggest Chicks

ssnnzzll — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:23:09 +0000

Canadian Gold Medal Hockey Song

ssnnzzll — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:44:26 +0000

I was going to buy you a book but I went to the…

ssnnzzll — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:53:26 +0000

Beer Turning Men Into Women?

ssnnzzll — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:35:53 +0000

Horse Race

ssnnzzll — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:31:18 +0000

A Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare.

Uh…

ssnnzzll — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:26:57 +0000

10 O’Clock Around the World

ssnnzzll — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:28:28 +0000

USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?”

Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?”

France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your wife is?”

Poland: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know what time it is?”

Bad to the Bone

ssnnzzll — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 02:21:56 +0000

Only in Arizona

ssnnzzll — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:28:27 +0000

… can you find laws like these:

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Glendale

Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Globe

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Hayden

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mesa

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Mohave County

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tucson

Women may not wear pants.

Tombstone

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

How to Live to 100+

ssnnzzll — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:31:23 +0000