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Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those…

A Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when…

USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?” France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where…

… can you find laws like these: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony….

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs…

This is really simple: it was GREAT!!

Some guy entered a local newspaper’s pun contest.  He sent in 10 different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win the prize. Unfortunately, no pun in…

A three-year-old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom,” he asked, “are those my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied.