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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards…

Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those…

A Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when…

USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?” France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where…

… can you find laws like these: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony….

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs…

This is really simple: it was GREAT!!

Some guy entered a local newspaper’s pun contest.  He sent in 10 different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win the prize. Unfortunately, no pun in…

A three-year-old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom,” he asked, “are those my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied.